“Why’s that?” You may wonder to yourself.
...Well "The Tree Blog" goes quite in depth about my own personal life, however you will never find out who I really am. I also enjoy bitching about stupid people in my everyday life. I often come across fucked up situations and really weird annoying shit happens to me almost on a weekly basis. This sucks but I deal with it and I decided to write about my situations.
The mind is a powerful tool and the possibilities a mind withholds is unlimited because someone is always formulating a new idea which affects the way we perceive everything in this world. The way you will perceive my life will be brutally honest, yet perhaps so honest that it may not seem real to you at all...
“So what you're saying is this is your own personal diary right?”
Haha… Yeah, you’re NOT right... It’s not like a diary at all... Whether you’re a Jane Doe or a Jon Doe, in reality, we are living, breathing, stories … Everyday we find some time to reflect on our lives and as time goes on, we sometimes wonder how the hell we get ourselves into certain situations and this is something every single one of us can relate to... We all have stories right? I just happen to have terrible luck more often than not.
I would say I'm pretty damn sexy and I'm also in great shape, but sometimes life just treats me like shit and no... I'm not emo either, I just tough it all out. For the most part, this is the main reason I call this the “The Tree Blog” because we are constantly growing like a tree. Like a tree, we start as nothing but a seed and yes…. As rain is to sperm we are nurtured by the effects of Mother Nature to grow and become living breathing objects on this planet we call Earth. Or as many others would call it, this polluted, war struck, sewage seeping dump we call Planet Earth. But as humans are to trees, over time we sprout, we grow, our minds branch out like the limbs of a tree and memories come and go as do leaves on a tree from season to season.
You - “Fuck this is boring”
Me - “… hang in there!”
As I post on “The Tree Blog” you will experience stories throughout my life that are more involving than others, but as time goes on, like a tree loses it’s leaves every season, you may notice that some stories slip to the side, never to be brought up again. Or some may end up branching out and become extremely complex.
Ironically, I am writing my own story and creating my own future... Yet almost no one knows who is writing this is or who I am because I will never tell you… I am writing a story about a Jon Doe who portrays my character I call Rick. Rick has yet to have any physical characteristics, but as I write you will find that his character grows in time.
You - “Get this fucking over with already… I’m about to exit out of this stupid blog!”
Me- “Shit hold your fucking horses! I’m almost done... God Damn! Can’t I just give you a good feel of
what you’re about to expect within my blog?”
There are certain goals I want to achieve… One in particular… I never want you to know my true identity… How perplexing?
“Why?” As you wonder to yourself.
Well here’s your answer:
B e c a u s e......................
I will always be on your mind, you won’t ever be able to figure out who I am, no matter how hard you research me, or... Google me… I might give you hints, but the possibilities are endless... I’ll just carry on in reality and write about myself on this “The Tree Blog” because I am human, I am extremely complex and I have a story. I can write characters into my life from decisions I make and paths I choose… This may be the most interesting thing I have ever committed too because one thing everyone knows as a true fact is that life is unpredictable right?
We only have one life to live… If we don’t put 100% into ourselves, than how are we going to get anywhere or become someone? I feel sorry for people who put themselves in a repetitive loop and don’t get anywhere in life and just strive to become a “nobody”... They just live and die alone. SNAP, before I drone on…
…And lose your attention, I want you to see me grow as a person and wonder who I am. I’ll make it interesting. I’ll put myself in situations I don’t want to be in, I’ll throw variables in my life that might take you by surprise. But I’m doing this for you… No one wants to read about some boring ass person who games all day and stays cooped up in his room doing nothing right?
You – a) “Agreed!”
b) “I disagree, because I’m boring and I like reading about boring people.”
c) “What the fuck are you high on?”
I would hope you answered a) because it is obviously the most acceptable answer… If not some of you may have chosen c) and yes sometimes I get high off of tea bags… There’s one tea bag that gives you nice sharp high for about 5 minutes and yes… Tetley’s makes that shit.
Anyways, I like to study people and their predictable habits… Sometimes I will be cruel and create a situation through conversation in someone else’s life to make my stories a little more interesting. In some senses I will write in a character through my pleasant sociability and write out a character through self ignorance and disinterest. Either way these characters will come back to me with stories that will help shape themselves as a character that I have written into my own life and onto this blog in particular. I like to think that I am wise and I know for a fact that this job I have been at for the last while is boring as fuck, but the people in it are not... My life is interesting though and people like interesting… People like mysterious. Everyone enjoys reading about something that they can’t quite wrap there mind around right?
You – a) “Agreed!”
b) “I disagree, because I’m boring and I like reading about boring people.”
Me - a) “Fuck you I’m not high on anything right now”
People always like to stay in tune and find out more about fucked up situations in peoples lives… The mind enjoys tackling situations that it can’t quite comprehend and like any story. I am something that you will never quite be able to comprehend no matter how hard you try.
For instance why do we constantly have
“New”
in our lives.… It’s because people like
“New”
they enjoy trends that begin with
“New”
and like many
“New”
things… with Today’s Technology
”New”
becomes “Old”… FAST.. This is a case with many YouTube channels and popular users… The channel can only stay
“New”
for so long right?
"Yes" is what I would assume common sense would lead me to predict what you would say. If you disagree with me than open your eyes to the world... Zippers and sliced bread were great discoveries, but they sure as hell ain't
"New"
anymore... They are "Old" and
"Routine"
In the end routine becomes boring and we stop thinking about it correct?
You - “Correct!”
“Or are you good at reading me if you got that?”
Let’s pass the play on words now and get to the point. Read me, Follow Me, Like Me and become interested in ME. Watch the way life shapes itself behind my character Rick.
Rick should constantly peak your curiosity and drive you to insanity as you wonder who I am, what I look like and where I live. My identity has been concealed and will stay concealed forever. Like many trends, I won’t phase out…
I will grow complex like a tree...
So let’s start. I am going to stir the pot up tomorrow or just come home with an interesting story to tell.
Time to write in my first character, let’s call this girl I work with, Dayna… She is a little fucking nuts to say the least… Almost stereotypical in many ways… For instance, she has been with her fare share of guys … Some may call her a slut, sleaze, tramp, wench, whore, hoe, girls at my previous high school, Paris Hilton, or in nice guy terms, very open… Aside from that she always thinks she is pregnant around this time of the month and every second weekend she always thinks she has some kind of sickness or disease. Not to mention she drinks a hell of a lot and I do believe her symptoms of her placebo type sicknesses and diseases are really caused from the copious amount of alcohol she consumes on a daily basis and fluid swap that takes place from the multiple guys she’s been with…I’m surprised she doesn’t have Face Acne for life (in nice guy terms). The body just can’t handle shit like that… I think…
So conclusion to her symptoms… That drinkin’ and sleepin’ around… Not sure I’d touch her with a 5 foot pole, which is why I always sit or stand at least 5 feet away from her at all times. When I give her a ride home on occasion, I make her sit in the back seat of my vehicle… I get away with this by telling her that I am a terrible driver and my airbags don’t work properly.
I find her a very interesting character in my story though because although she is so stereotypical, although I must say, her stories are unpredictable and they sure as hell CAPTURE my attention as they will capture yours.
Unless you are one of the first few thousand to traipse across this blog, I may already be long gone from my current job when anyone actually finds out I have been writing about them and they may never know who it is because it could be you, or your next door neighbour writing this… Either way… there are billions of people in this world and who’s to say that these similar situations aren’t happening anywhere else? Either way I’m not using there real names so no offence can be taken because this could be about anyone, anywhere… I will leave you at a cliff-hanger and say this much.
You have no idea who I am.
…Till next time I guess?
Rick
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