That damn shoot!

I was so prepared for that photo shoot today but I really didn’t give a shit about it either way. Now everyone’s going to want to know how it went. I honestly don’t care though Kurtis and Dayna will probably just ask a few questions about how it went and I will just tell them it was a nice setting and really not give a fuck. I’m a good actor, I can make up anything... and make it believable because I am am portrayed as an extremely honest person.

Sometimes I would just rather tell a white lie than the truth because in reality, I don’t really care about what others think in the end. I can easily cover up the photo shoot and make it seem like I was just highly uninterested in how it went to make myself look awesome. I honestly get annoyed with everyone at work sometimes because they are what you would call teenagers in grown-ups bodies... Pre-Adults perhaps... They are young enough where drama is still capable of being involved in their lives, yet they are old enough to realize that they should stop bitching about everything. It’s fucking ridiculous because everyone tells me their secrets because I am extremely easy to talk to and I am a very understanding individual.

You should see the shit that goes on sometimes, it’s like I’m a big box and they just dump their secrets into me and sometimes I’ll let a secret or two slip in the office to a certain individual that the secret pertains to, to make shit hit the fan.

For instance here's a fucking outrageous one  Dayna let me in on last week.. I swear she was trying to find an excuse to throw me under the bus… Anyways, last week Dayna left a few bottles of prescription pills out in the open at her apartment and due to her clumsiness, she almost killed her co-workers dog that had gotten into her bottle of pills and ate a number of them. (If you don’t know Dayna, please read my first blog… She is quite stereotypical [-->  Welcome to an Oddity… <--] Anyways, funny story, Dayna lives with one of our co-workers, and they live together in a house that they have been renting for the last 6 months. For a quick side note, our co-worker Sandra has the ability to fire anyone to say the least….

….Now on with the secret

Now how did I find out about this…?

Well Dayna tells me everything. I was just sitting down at the office and everyone else had gone home except for the maintenance crew that had to do a few repairs to our heating system in the office. She just came up to me, sat down and said.

“Oh my god! I am freaking out right now.”

I asked her… “Why, what’s going on?”

“No, forget about it… I just might have killed Sandra’s dog.”

“What?!?! What the fuck, how did you manage that? Tell me! Seriously!!”

I managed to ask because I really wanted to get some shit to stir the pot up… I still haven’t let Sandra know about this incident but if I ever do, her reaction would be pretty awesome and Sandra and Dayna would most likely have an extremely tough time living together after Dayna’s irresponsible act.

….Now on with the secret

“Ok fine I’ll tell you, but whatever you do swear to god you won’t tell Sandra, because her dog could be dead right now.”

“I won’t. Don’t worry your secrets safe with me.” I replied, laughing to myself in shock.

“It better be because I will flip if she ever found out.”

And it turns out she left her bottles out as I mentioned earlier and at that moment I had no idea if her dog was actually dead or not. So I obviously stressed out a little because I like Sandra a lot more than I like Dayna and the fact that Dayna kept it a secret and did not let Sandra know is a terrible thing to do because if the dog had actually eaten any pills they would be able to make a quick trip to the vet to save the dogs life and have the dogs stomach pumped. Not a very smart move on Dayna’s behalf. Really, fucking, dumb, to tell you the truth. I would have loved to slap her in the face. I still haven't told Sandra about the situation and I don't plan on telling her unless Dayna throws her under the bus... That would be a dumb move and that would give me a great reason to call her a Bitch, but telling you this story is already enough of a virtual slap in the face... That chick deserves it anyways.


Oh yeah and here’s a nice character builder… Dayna loves to flip out and seek revenge and literally make peoples lives fall apart if they mess around with her. She causes a lot of shit and fucks up a lot, but if anyone fucked up around her, she would love to take any chance to throw them under a bus. She would probably throw me under the bus if she read this, but no one has any idea who Dayna really is in reality and no one knows who I am so it doesn’t really matter.

Anyways I am off to work.

Later